Me Mum
ith Mother\\\’s Day approaching, I just couldn\\\’t resist including this little bit of fun that I dug up from my “shoebox archives.” \\n\\nIt was on the back of an incomplete work-in-progress, that up until now has remained unfinished, and either needs to be completed, or…\\n\\nBurned! I haven\\\’t decided which;-)  \\n
Me Mum  Â
\\nOf all the ventures I\\\’ve chased after\\nI\\\’ve been in brawls and swung from rafters,\\nyet nothing gives me such sweet laughter…\\n\\nAs me luvin\\\’ mum.\\n\\nI\\\’ve gotten lost in coral forests\\nI\\\’ve sung the drunken pirates chorus,\\nBut she sees through me just like I\\\’m porous…\\n\\nThat\\\’s me mum\\n\\nHer temperament is one to savor\\nseasoned through with Scottish flavor\\nshe taps the wits the Good Lord gave her…\\n\\nAye!  That\\\’s me mum.\\n\\nAs a lad done bad, she\\\’d fetch a stick\\nI\\\’d get whooped, then me wounds I\\\’d lick\\nIf I back-talked, me poor ear she\\\’d flick…\\n\\nArghhh!  That\\\’s me mum.\\n\\nHer prayers finally took a hold\\nWhich kept us all from grief untold\\nShe\\\’s a saint - if I might be so bold…\\n\\nThat\\\’s me mum.\\n\\nWell, I\\\’ve seen the sights, had many pleasures\\nReaped rewards of countless bajar juego pokertorneo pokerpoker freejuegos cartas pokerpoker multijugador gratismultiplayer poker gameset de pokermejor juego pokerdescargar poker gratistexas holdem pokerjuego de poker para descargarplay poker texaspoker caribe pagina internetpoker texasdescargar juego de pokerpoquer texas holdjugar poker texas holdempoker 5 cartasjuego de poker pcjugar poker omaha gratistexas holdem descargapoker on line españoltutorial pokerpoker caribe lineaonline pokerjuego poker eroticocaribbean poker internetprogama codigo pokerel mejor poker en lineapoker instrucciones de juegojuegos polly pokerjugar tragamonedas internet,jugar tragamonedas web,juego tragamonedasruleta europea portal internetganar premio paginas webmaquina tragaperras portal webcasinos internacionales portales internetjuego seguro paginas webcasino madrid comunidad madridganar dinero verdadero portal weblive rouletteapuestas ruletaruleta portales webmaquinas tragaperras lineajuego de casino gratiscasino madridganar premio portalcasinos gratisjuegos casino onlinepremio paginas webjuego gratis,juego gratis portales internet,jugar gratis pagina web measures\\nBut one of me most cherished treasures…\\nYup…\\n\\nThat\\\’s me mum!\\n                                                                                              \\nYer Swashbuckler -  04/25/2001\\n
ps - She really didn\\\’t beat me as soundly as she should have.  I deserved and proudly earned each and every lickin\\\’ that I got (as well as several that I didn\\\’t, but Mum\\\’s the word). Dave
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roxx said,
April 26th, 2007 at 2:06 pm
nononon…david!!
ye Daren’t touch fire to this one, boyo!!
yer words have already flamed throughout…
it’s a piece of work..a work of Art.
you’ve captured the joy & bottled this one.
i’m laughing! thank you.
rosemary
Dave said,
April 26th, 2007 at 9:10 pm
Rosemary,
Thanks for bubbling to the surface on this one.
Don’t worry about my torching this one, it was too fun writing. The one I haven’t decided on was the one that I found this on the back of.
It’s sort of “iffy.” I’d forgotten I’d even written this one.
Glad you’re laughing; I’ve succeeded;-)
Dave
Sis said,
April 27th, 2007 at 6:07 am
Aye Davy, That’s me Mum, too! Ain’t it a Grand day! Love ya, Sis : )
roxx said,
August 22nd, 2007 at 12:51 pm
ey matey - so where’re ya off to??
i’m right afear’d there’s been planks walked…
this silence is near to deafenin, hereabouts.
send word, willya?
i’ll call out the navy.
roxx